This Thanksgiving, Don't Say It!

"Remember that Thanksgiving when we all got food poisoning?"

"I'm not texting, I'm looking up the symptoms for botchulism."

"Instead of Football, lets just watch the "Amadeus" marathon.

"I've thoughtfully provided each of you with a list of my finest attributes, for which you can be thankful this year."

"I think we ought to consider serving corn dogs as a main course at future holiday gatherings."

"Let's join hands and sing a few stanzas of "Like a G6."

"If you want this piece of pie, you're gonna have to arm wrestle me for it Grandma."



It has been my experience that planning ahead is the best way to avoid embarrassing yourself.